Don t Talk to Me or My Son Ever Again Copypasta
Story time :clock12: :clock12: sisters :information_desk_person: ♀ :information_desk_person: ♀so basically I was in class listening to billie eilish :heart: :heart: and my headphones got unplugged :weary: :weary: and it played bad guy out loud :sound: :audio: so anyway it was playing out loud and all the girls :two_women_holding_hands: :two_women_holding_hands: were completely vibing to information technology :couplekiss: :couplekiss: and they were like slayyyyy :hocho: :hocho: sisterrr☠☠and i was gonna say something back when a boy🤮🤮approached me and said🗣🗣 "uh billie eilish is and then cringe why don't you listed to xxtentacion?" 🧐🧐 and i was SHOOK :flushed: :flushed: and completely flipped the F OUT 🤬🤬 i said "you impaired ignorant MALE billie liter ally saved my life :pray: :pray: i was cut myself for my DEPRESSION since daddy didn't get me tickets to coachella :older_man: :older_man: and a pentagram ⛧ formed on the ground and billie rose up from information technology🧖♀🧖♀ and she said "put your faith in allah for he is the nearly merciful :bomb: :bomb: " and then she left and i was and then inspired that i read the korean promised to slay every infidel in my path🧕🧕 until shariah constabulary was implemented world wide" he then was like I won't allow a mujahid to spread the gentle bulletin of mohamabamba and so summoned a djinn 🧞♂🧞♂ in the shape of jahsehs foreskin and he said he was the retainer of shaytan :japanese_ogre: :japanese_ogre: well i wasn't going to let irreverence :rage: :rage: get unpunished and chanted oh allah the virtually kind and beautiful please banish these heathens back to hell :back: :back: and suddenly the heavens opened and we loooked and it was billie🤩🤩she said "i am allah and i was bearded as billie to give hope to all 14 year old girls" :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: merely then i felt an evil force rising :flushed: :flushed: it was xxxtentacion :astonished: :astonished: he said "spotlight uh moonlight uh beat woman cos they have no rights uh"🤦♀🤦♀ and so allah and X fought and of grade allah won :wink: :wink: and spread Earth peace :five: :v: so anyway that'due south the TEA sisters :coffee: :coffee: stay tuned for my fenti beauty :lipstick: :lipstick: giveaway :tada: :tada: and remember praise allah everyday🤗🤗
Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is and so bad I would accept preferred the joke went over my head and you lot gave up re-telling me the joke. To exist honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, non a hehe, non even a subtle flare-up of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your confront muscles only I didn't fifty-fifty experience the slightest twitch. 0/x this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed yous to be creative at all. The corporeality of brain power you must accept put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Become a personality and learn how to brand jokes, read a book. I'1000 not saying this to be funny I genuinely hateful it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at one-act. Y'all've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'1000 so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in beingness able to teach y'all how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into and so I can be connected to the free energy of a billion stars to exercise it, and fifty-fifty then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. Y'all're lucky I still take the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every state of war criminal offence in the book only to preclude you from attempting any sense of humor ever once again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an accented comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious fourth dimension has been wasted in my brain agreement that joke. In the fourth dimension that took I was planning on helping kids who take been orphaned, simply because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to arraign just you.
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yes the creeper meme very funny indeed. i laugh when i meet creeper in my discord server then i say aw man and and then someone messes information technology up! and thats funny crawly sauce epic. the creeper meme is so skillful because its minecraft!!! minecraft is super duper funny crawly sauce. when i see minecraft related posts in my server i LAUGH because its so gosh diddly darn funny! revenge by captainsparkles is my favorite minecraft parody! non considering its cornball or because its catchy or because its a parody of dj got united states of america falling in dearest instead is considering ITS FUNNY Epic MINECRAFT HAHA!!! CREEPER AW Human! i piss my pants when i see people saying revenge lyrics in conversation! rofl lol xd i dear this meme!
"oh yeah I sure tin can't await to eat a Pringle~ Wait... WHAT THE FUCK!.
NIGGA DID You lot Consume MY PRINGLES
(heavy animate)
You lot know what ... Im gonna fucking shell yous to death you stupid fucking whore~"
IM Non JOKING THIS ISN'T A METAPHOR IM GONNA FUCKING KILL Yous FOR EATING MY GODDAMNED PRINGLE.
(punching and crashing noises)
YOU HAD THE DAMN NERVE TO LEAVE THE BOX IN THE PANTRY You STUPID BITCH
(Angel noises)
P-pringle man?!
I've heardith someone ate the last Pringle
YEAH Aid ME Beat THIS WHORE TO DEATH!
(More beating noises)
(Yoda expiry audio)
بلاه بلاه بلاه عدد الجيران هذا الجار عدد أريد أن معالجة المشكلة الحقيقية هنا. لماذا ديك صغير جدا وكيف يمكنني إصلاحه؟
Gaah! It's rewind fourth dimension. Yeah, if I controlled rewind I would want... Fortnite and Marques Brownlee. Is this what you lot wanted? Y'all know who I would have asked for? Quit horsing around! Play me some of that jumping music. Okay, did you say jumping music? Jumpin' music? (Everybody, off!) Non even a cheers? Is that Marques? (I want Liza) Yeeaaah!
Close the fuck up you lot stupid fucking bitch. Did you really call up I was going to play forth with your one-time annoying donkey unfunny joke. God you fucking degenerate filth. You discugst me in every style possible and I will hang you lot for your crimes.
God I fucking hate yous, you stupid fucking whore. I hear your vocalisation and vomit. I acknowledge your exsitance and vomit. Everything you lot've done and volition do in your life volition cause nothing but suffering, you stupid fucking bitch. Y'all cannot fathom how much I fucking hate yous. If I had a pick to shoot you or Hitler later on Hitler shot my whole family unit and all my friends and ate the last Oreo I would still shoot y'all.
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- Barack Obama at the studio listening to his hommies music 2012
Yeah, no fucking shit sherlock. People like you literally become and tell little fucking kids to go DIE because they take a picture of an animal as their film. I promise you feel fucking proud of yourself jack ass.
Sucks that there are super young furries out here that have to deal with this shit lol, this is honestly disgusting. A little kid shouldn't be bullied because of what video game or what tv evidence they like, or anything of that kind. Looking at all this makes me desire to fucking puke, for you to treat "furries" as something so low. Yous're absolutely fucking gross, yous're worse. I believe when you gauge someone else you're actually judging yourself, fucking look at yourself, does this brand you proud? Does this make you feel better virtually yourself? All I did was quote something that was kinda funny and I get a bunch of piddling kids fucking telling me I'grand DISGUSTING? HAHAH WHAT A JOKE.
I fucking hate Ronald Mc Donald oh my fucking god he's and then annoying I want him to put his head in a hydraulic printing because thats how much I fucking hate him his commercials are and so fucking gay I cant even deal with that wacky ass clown I literally want to rip his testicles right off of his torso with my fucking teeth oh my god
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Shut the hell upward bitch, go kill yourself become sit in the middle of the route and allow a car run over you lot. Yous're ugly, you are icky, I'yard going to kill y'all. You lot're an alcoholic.
-Dr Phil
bruh i fucking hate little furries i wanna vanquish them up for liking a certain affair
Haha yeah I'd never touch hands, thighs or anxiety with yous during the prayer lol :sweat_smile: .... unless at that place's no one in the mosque other than united states of america🙄🙄🙄..... Haha jk I would merely pray lonely in the corner :pensive: and experience lonely.... unless you follow me outside the mosque :runner: ♂.... Lmao jk, even if we exchanged numbers information technology would be merely to aid each other with reciting Quran :joy: :joy: ... unless one night during Ramadan.... I feel very lonely and nobody'south answering my texts and and so I text you: "I can't forget your odour".... Haha I'M Only Joking wtf that'southward a really weird message that would make you block me immediately and tell everyone that I'm gay and tried to striking on you lot!!!... unless you lot answer: "I was bending over really hard while praying on purpose, to permit you get a whiff of my barrel".... ROFL THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN it's gay and homosexuality is a sin in Islam.... unless we notice a liberal Sheikh who issues a fatwa that homosexuality isn't a sin and we start dating.... Hahahaha information technology's so dumb I'g literally laughing and so hard rn, like even if we started dating, our relationship would get nowhere since gay marriage is illegal in Islamic countries.... unless nosotros move to the US and start a new life and adopt a kid and proper noun him Saddam.... OMG that's so impaired our families would disown united states and we'll lose anybody'southward respect.... unless we don't tell anybody and we build a mosque and become Imams and everyone in our community will love united states of america for being God's men and edifice a mosque in a western state.... Lol what a stupid thought hahaha like how are we even going to live together later, everyone will suspect that we're gay... unless we buy houses that are next to each other and build an underground tunnel that connects them.... LOOOOL I'chiliad such a goofball, like that's not a expert environs for raising our son Saddam!!!.... unless that's the betoken of having a son named Saddam, he volition have a damaged childhood that volition pb to him becoming a merciless dictator just like Hitler...... Lol no I would never
You lot know what fucking annoys the shit out of me? People who do shit similar this. People who negate others suffering with their own, the people who recall they got it bad. We all got information technology bad! We all suffer and feel bad. Anybody's got problems but yous know what the difference between about people and people like the person who made the original flick?
Most people don't attempt to compete or downplay other people's sufferings. Mental illness and hell, fifty-fifty emotions are like fucking storms. Yeah, yous may accept suffered and so much because of various factors, only you don't know how the other person feels about their own problems. Something trivial to you could be stressful or even depressing for another, and information technology's downplaying others similar this that causes bug to deepen and become bigger issues than they were initially.
Instead of trying to win the problem Olympics how near you put your issues aside and actually try to connect to another person and sympathise their perspective. That way you lot'll gain someone who can heed to you besides. Of course, that's probably impossible for a socially inept asshole similar you.
Also fuck furries I guess.
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